Mrs patterson can i have a jam sandwich

Red Squirrel Chatty Member. Its just not me BeeHappy Well-known member. Jamie Ah Jamie, the love of my life, the man behind the plan, my protector, my Prince Charming, my Knight in shining armour. Let me tell you how we met Jamie used to be my manager. He used to eye me up everytime i came into the office. Come to think of it he used to eye everyone up! Girls used to walk into his office all nice and tidy then come out messy and disheveled!

They always used to come out his office and say 'thanks J. See you next time' Dunno what that was about like! I had a fella at the time. He isnt worth mentioning! One day I was perfecting my sales pitch when I looked up and Jamie was stood next to me. For some reason he had a twin set on.

I didnt think anything of it at the time. Wanna come into my office? He stood behind his desk looking all smouldering. It was like a scene out of 50 shades of grey. Soak me in your Zoflora and call me ya Scrub daddy' 'Why do you keep talking about cleaning?

I shag every one in this office and you're next' So that was that. We shagged. Soon as I got home I updated my status to 'in a relationship' on Facebook. Yeah it may of been a one off shag to him but I heard he's got a bit of dosh so he's mine now When I went into work the next day Jamie pulled me into his office He sighed.

Youre the office bimbo and an easy shag. Im known as the bachelor of Essex. Im a bit like Mark Wright. I didnt expect you to make it Facebook official' 'Listen you. Youre trapped now. Or else. You're my scrub Daddy full-time now The end. Bingbongyouropinioniswron Well-known member. Kevin's Mum: You two are so alike Kevin and his dad: What, that is so unfair that one has me in stitches everytime. I'm not your slave!! Post deleted This message has been deleted.

You are not my fellow DJ. Mostly because of the way he says it. Agree with above. Also: "Goodbye man in a suitcase. Goodbye Germans" "Sash or Chicane? The Curtains? Member since September Alison Drury. Do you have an extension number for her please? Well no then, I can't. Lisa B. All I wanna do is do it. Still hilarious! Saska Shepherd. Me and my 74 year old mum regularly say "Fank yoo Mrs Patterson" to each other God I love Perry. Often wonder where he is now? Around dinner time someone in my family will inevitably ask "what's for us teas our mum?

Bread n drippin? Dan Nicholls. That makes me so happy! David Kelly. Me and my mate still say it to each other. His mum is eternally Mrs Patterson and still offers me a jam sandwich. The cheeky girl! Dungeon Mal. Damian Haywood. Andrew Dow. Go sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up in here" Same Film.

Onesie Woman. Every time me and hubby see you on telly I say "can I have a jam sandwich Mrs Patterson" and he says " A shags a shag" from common as muck. You're a legend in our house Kathy.

None more so than, "What facka said that? Shaun Stevenson. On par with "you've never even heard of Oasis! I struggle to say 'thank you' with following it with 'Mrs Patterson' in a dodgy Burkess, teenage, adenoidal accent.

Middle Age John. Joanne Reed. You're not Jesus, you're just some fella!