Ned Braden: Now, they give you one phone call. Jeff Hanson: Call the pizza man. Morris Wanchuk: Call a massage parlor. Tim McCracken: Hundred bucks says you're gonna crack my skull. Ned Braden: I wouldn't crack your knuckles for a hundred bucks. Tim McCracken: So, he's bluffing. Anita McCambridge: I beg your pardon?
Anita McCambridge: How dare you. Hyannisport broadcaster: Look at that. You can't see that, I'm on radio.
Lily Braden: What's the story on that dog? Reggie Dunlop: That's the dog that saved Charleston from the flood. Morris Wanchuk: Not Poodle. Johnny Upton: I'm gonna flash'em, Joe. McGrath: No, you're not. Ned Braden: What are you doing? Jeff Hanson: Puttin' on the foil! Steve Hanson: Every game! Jack Hanson: Want some? Ned Braden: Bleed all over 'em.
Let 'em know you're there. Reggie Dunlop: Give 'em a good warm-up, Denis. Come on, fellas! Reggie Dunlop: You mean you could sell us, but you won't? Anita McCambridge: I could probably sell you, but I can't. Reggie Dunlop: Well - you know, uh - we're human beings, you know.
Anita McCambridge: What? Anita McCambridge: Are you serious? Dickie, have you seen Francine? Reggie Dunlop: How's it going, Nick? Nick Brophy: I'm drunk. Reggie Dunlop: Nah. Reggie Dunlop: Geez, I'm really sorry. Reggie Dunlop: What are you guys doing?
Steve Hanson: Puttin' on the foil! Jeff Hanson: Every game! Jack Hanson: Yeah, you want some? Joe McGrath: Aw, now, son Joe McGrath: You will not. Reggie Dunlop: You guys triplets or something? Jack Hanson: Nah, I am in the middle Steve's 20 and Jeff's Reggie Dunlop: Where ya from? Jack Hanson: Iron League.
Reggie Dunlop: The Iron League, huh? Lotta fights? Jack Hanson: Nah Hey I want a a soda. McGrath: Now what was that again? How DARE you! Johnny Upton: They're horrible looking. Reggie Dunlop: Don't look at me; it was McGrath's doing, not mine. Ned Braden: Hi. Are you guys brothers? Johnny Upton: Are you guys brothers Joe McGrath: You can't put a bounty on a man's head. Ned Braden: [sarcastically] Bleed all over 'em, let 'em know you're there. The Hansons: [in unison] Dave's a killer!
Johnny Upton: Dave's a mess Who's gonna take his place? Ned Braden: Is the answer Jesus? Share your thoughts on Slap Shot's quotes with the community: 0 Comments.
Notify me of new comments via email. Cancel Report. Create a new account. Log In. Please enter your email address: Submit. Powered by CITE. Know another quote from Slap Shot? Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Slap Shot" movie - add it here! Add a Quote. Our favorite collection of Famous Movies ». Fight Club. Who's gonna take his place? Reggie Dunlop : [ looks at the Hanson brothers ] Ok guys. Show us what you got. Reggie Dunlop : You know, your son looks like a fag to me.
Anita McCambridge : I beg your pardon? Reggie Dunlop : You better get re-married again, or he's gonna have someone's cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson. Anita McCambridge : How dare you! How dare you! Reggie Dunlop : What are you guys doing? Steve Hanson : Puttin' on the foil! Jack Hanson : Yeah, you want some? Reggie Dunlop : How's it going, Nick? Nick Brophy 8 Hyannisport Presidents : I'm not bullshittin' ya. Got stinkin' shitfaced on the bus.
Louise left me, and that son of a bitch over there keeps playin' me when he knows I'm shitfaced. Reggie Dunlop : Jeez, I'm really sorry. Nick Brophy 8 Hyannisport Presidents : Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself.
Hyannisport broadcaster : Look at that. You can't see that, I'm on radio. Tim McCracken : Dunlop, you suck cock. Reggie Dunlop : Aw Suzanne, a beautiful woman like you? Suzanne Hanrahan : Well, I've been sleeping with women. Are you shocked? Suzanne Hanrahan : Did you ever wanna sleep with a man?
Reggie Dunlop : No. I don't blame you though Suzanne, I mean, well see, women's bodies are beautiful. But men's bodies, see I see 'em everywhere you know, in the locker rooms, their cocks all over the place and everything Suzanne Hanrahan : Do you wanna know how it happened?
Reggie Dunlop : Huh? No, that's OK. Suzanne Hanrahan : No, that's all right 'cause I have to tell it in court anyway. Every time Hanrahan went out on the road I would go over to this wife's house. And we would get drunk, and we would talk about how depressed and lonely we were without the guys. Every week blah, blah, blah.
And one night we were talking about how we hated the life and how we had never done much of anything ourselves. And I don't know why really, we were like kids, we started playing with one another. We were drunk as usual. And the next week we did it sober, and it was terrific! Reggie Dunlop : At the end of the day I think about women.
You know, I think about women's bodies. Now maybe all that'll change, maybe I'll end up sleeping with old goalies. I mean, things bein' what they are, who knows? Suzanne Hanrahan : When Hanrahan found out about it he went crazy! And he started slappin' me around.
I ended up in the hospital. Suzanne Hanrahan : Yeah. I'm on the lam, I'm hiding out. Reggie Dunlop : We play 'em next week, you know. McGrath : Every scout in the NHL is out there tonight, with contracts in their pockets, and they're looking for talent. For winners. All my years of publicity. All the fashion shows and radiothons for nothing They come here tonight Not this!
I'll never forget an exclusive interview in which Swamptown revealed that he calls his hockey stick the "Big Tomahawk," and he usually refers to the opposing players as "the little scalps".
Buy you a soda after the game? Jim Carr : Andre "Poodle" Lussier, defense. Andre, as you know, has been living in semi-seclusion in Northern Quebec ever since the unfortunate Denny Pratt tragedy. Jim Carr : And from Mile 40, Saskatchewan, where he now runs a donut shop, number 10, former penalty-minute record holder for the years to inclusive, Gilmore Tuttle. Dickie Dunn : I tried to capture the spirit of the thing. McGrath : Are you nuts? A bounty? We could all end up in the clinker for this.
You can't put a bounty on a man's head. Reggie Dunlop : Bullshit. I just did. Dave 'Killer' Carlson : Coach, I want that hundred dollars. Reggie Dunlop : Ya gotta earn it, Killer. Dave 'Killer' Carlson : My attitude's right. Denis Lemieux : I'm tired of it!
All the time, puke! Reggie Dunlop : You're a goalie, you're supposed to be like that. McGrath : Piss on old-time hockey! Johnny Upton : [ On watching the Hanson Brothers and their unsportsmanlike play ] These guys are a fucking disgrace!
Ned Braden : "Trade me right fucking now. Denis Lemieux : [ on the phone ] Trade me right fucking now! Morris Wanchuk : [ while watching a soap opera in the bar ] That cunt is no good!
Ned Braden : Now, they give you one phone call. See they book you, and then the give you one phone call. Morris Wanchuk : Why dontcha call a massage parlor! Jim Ahern : [ dressed up for a fashion show ] I look like some cock-sucking faggot in this thing McGrath : Have you seen Reg or Braden? Jim Ahern : Joe, I don't care man.
Enough is enough. Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool out of myself, am I right? Reggie Dunlop : She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on. Ned Braden : They teach you how to underline in college. Reggie Dunlop : Not the fuck scenes, they don't. Braden, you gotta learn to put out more, you know what I mean? Jim Carr : Ned, what's a young man of your background still doing playing professional hockey?
Ned Braden : That's what I said, isn't it? Ned Braden : You take the van, I'll keep the dog. Johnny Upton : They're fuckin' horrible-lookin'. Tim McCracken : Hundred bucks says you're gonna crack my skull.
Johnny Upton : Dave's a mess. Reggie Dunlop : But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place? Ned Braden : Is the answer Jesus?. Reggie Dunlop :Ok guys. Show us what you got! View Quote Reggie Dunlop : Let 'em know you're there! Get that stick in their side, let 'em know you're there! Ned Braden sarcastically : Bleed all over 'em, let 'em know you're there. Reggie Dunlop: All I can get. View Quote [discussing hockey rules and customs, in broken English] Denis Lemieux: Icing 'appen when dee puck come down You know Nobody dere.
My arm go comes up like dis, den dee game stop den start hup. View Quote [discussing penalties, in broken English] Denis Lemieux: You go to da box for 2 minutes, ya know, by yourself Good seats are still available.
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